the rabbits of the night

Fresno
 

Cleveland.

Okay, so it's not Southern-ish. whatever.
 

i think our current strategy as far as you and tim are concerned is staying away from cleveland, which will make you miss us, and then you'll decide to move back to the cape, facilitating late night viewings of fulci movies....but no, i'll bring it up. like i said, we're pretty free to roam for two weeks. also, it's extremely nice to see a different name pop up on this thing. thanks sue....we really miss you, a ridiculous amount.
 

The regulars aren't good enough for you? Bastard.
 

acting jealous just pushes me further away from you mike. you're suffocating me.
 

Go North, my friends. You can see me in Buffalo and try to find the highway in Fargo where the money is buried. Plus, Canada is the new Mexico! Spring break in Manitoba!!!
 

I'm actually headed to Quebec in about eighteen hours... where I'll attempt to talk a funny elf-like language, bathe in Molson and lie on a bed of strawberry crepes. And battle the occasional vampire. The North is magical.

My suggestion for your trip: Roswell. What? Why fucking not? Too cliche!? You're an X-Files fan, goddamn it! You and Kristin can be like Mulder and Scully, cracking a case! Huh? No? Sorry.
 

roswell is so on the agenda....i looked it up in the book, and they said it's actually pretty lame and hokey, with the exception of one UFO museum, which is supposedly completely hardcore, and not at all likely to sell you a stuffed animal space martian. i mean, i want a stuffed animal space martian, but that museum sounds pretty cool. also chris, i'm thinking we should take out a trademark on the phrase "Canada is the new Mexico" and make t-shirts. and sell them in mexico.
 

seriously...think about it! we have a nice guest room with a full bath. and we'll only charge you $89 a night. free hookers, too!
 

this is all going to depend on your proximity to the rock and roll hall of fame
 

20 min to the rock hall. 25 maybe. it's amazing. we took my dad when he came in the winter. he was like a kid in a porno store. seriously it is so fucking cool. i'll tell you more about it when i call you guys and beg you to come visit me.