the rabbits of the night

...the "Eli Roth smokes pole" club. I'm hoping I can be the treasurer. In the most recent Entertainment Weekly, he was asked for a quote as to why he would be making a "Hostel" sequel (I'm as curious as the next guy..."Hostel" sucked ass). He claimed that people all over the country have been throwing up during screenings of his crappy movie, and that it's his responsibility to "give the people what they want"...or some such thing. First of all, if you're throwing up during "Hostel", you might just have some 24-hour virus...the gore effects were cheesy, and as horror movies go, this one was really tame. Secondly, fuck off Eli. Now, I still stand by "Cabin Fever"... I thought it was a good, romp-y kind of horror movie... I liked the actors, and I think that played a huge part in what made "Hostel" so bad....lousy performances across the board. But back to the quote.....there's this smarmy little picture of him, with his smart haircut, and honestly, in all my life, this was as close as I ever got to punching a magazine.