Monday, February 13, 2006

 

Snow Shoveling Tips: Do it right. Do it safe.

1. Lift with your back. That's your 'power center'.
2. Pick up as much snow as you possibly can.
3. Work quickly. You don't want to be out there all day, do you?

# posted by corey @ 10:23 AM
Comments:
4. Warm, freshly-peed urine melts snow. But you need a lot of it to do a drieway.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:40 AM
 
Drieway is obviously Gaelic for driveway. Don't get smart with me.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:50 AM
 
Who's getting smart?
# posted by Blogger corey : 11:27 AM
 
I'm just "pulling at my hair as if there are voices coming from it"- my new favorite way of saying "I'm acting old lady crazy".
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:39 PM
 
Actually, I'm quoting Flannery O'Connor quoting some other writer. I'm sorry.

See? This is why I don't post on other people's blogs. I lose my shit.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:39 PM
 
Yeah, but when I see new comments here, I get a nice, fuzzy feeling in my stomach. So keep losing your shit. I enjoy it.
# posted by Blogger corey : 8:24 AM
 
The best is when Bill responds to his own comments. I wish I had the nads to do that.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:23 PM
 
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